1- petting is good. try to get as much as possible, whenever possible.
2- feign ignorance, naiveness and misunderstanding, if convenient.
3- be sure to have a warm spot and a bowlful of food. everything else is trivial.
4- an afternoon spent looking at the world from a vantage point, ain't a bad afternoon.
5- best thing to do on a spring morning is basking in the brightest pool of sun.
6- act cute and you will be forgiven of everything. even murder.
7- be wary of huge things emitting loud noise. motorhead make an exception.
8- never be angry with anyone for more than half a day.
9- go totally crazy at random and do the weirdest things for no specific reason.
10 - nap. a lot. wherever and whenever possible.
11- always act as the diva. even more when in the worst conditions.
12- indifference is the best way to get attentions.
13- at right times, some catnip gets you in the correct mood.